So I was flirting with this 19 year old online one day. We had exchanged numbers and he texted me and was like, “Hey Daddy!” WTF?!? Was my reaction. When did I become a daddy. I know I’m over 30 and all, but damn! See that’s why I can’t seriously date anyone younger than 5 to 7 years younger than me.
I’m not ready for cougar status. 